No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize a cat.

When your mum is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.

If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.

Never ask your three-year-old brother to hold a tomato.

You can't trust dogs to watch your food.

Reading what people write on desks can teach you a lot.

Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.

Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a Tic Tac.

Never hold a dustbuster and a cat at the same time.

You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.

School lunches stick to the wall.

Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.